What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:27

You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
What should I do to get over a relationship?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
Dr No
How do I become mentally strong?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!